the legend of tess

I've decided its high time i compiled a list of the fabulous sayings of my mother. No one can tell her this though, because she will hop on a plane and come here and kill me if she hears mention of 'the goats hole'. So i'm gonna start a list, and if anyone can help me out with any strange things they heard me saying, please remind me.

I'm home on my lunchbreak, how cool is that. i was a bit miffed that my temping job requires me to take an hour lunch break cos i dont get paid for it. So im gonna try and stock up on lunchy stuff and save the cash by coming home. There was a paperwork bottleneck somewhere earlier and i had nothing to do for an hour, so i got to just surf the web - this job i can handle.

better go back so.