Mark makes a funny

JILL

This evening Mark wanted to make nachos. Welll he wanted me to make them. So there i am, watching telly and he's off teaching himself how to turn on the computer or something, and i'm going 'Can i do the nachos now? its nacho time now!' And Mark pauses...

...and goes 'Thats NACHO decision'*

*not yo'

Jesus he nearly wet himself he thought he was so funny.

I wouldnt mind but he gives out cos i dont put enough cheese on them, but thats his problem, cos he just eats them plain (which isnt nachos it just chips n melty cheese) where as i smother salsa n sour cream on them too, in the right way.

Next in our savoury snack adventures: that popcorn that sorta comes in its own saucepan, like she's making at the start of Scream when she's on the phone. Will, of course, let you know how it goes and whether Mark makes a hilarious popcorn related quip.