Who's up for killing Paris Hilton?

Seriously, I would do time for her. The bile she summons from within me is frightening. It's not even a reality TV thing. She simply offers nothing to popular culture. I'm thinking we make her eat herself to death like the gluttony murder in Se7en. Who's with me???

Sorry, I'm bored and I want to go home. I'm sitting in a empty coffee shop with Tim and we are literally counting the minutes down till quitting time. I've a phone interview at 1550. They're mad for the phone interviews here. I will probably get a bit drunk tonight.