Saturday, April 16, 2005

For when this blog gets too much...

...i found this site that has stupid amusing stuff to stick in your blog. How lazy am I? Next thing I'll be paying someone else to blog for me.





You Know You're From Ireland When...


You say "I'm Grand" all the time.
You drink Guinness as if it is a sixth food group.
You disagree with above - Guinness is the FIRST food group.
You're pale and white... yet compared to others your suntan looks good.
You say "Are you grand?" all the time.
You say "Isn't it grand?" all the time.
You say "That'd be grand?" all the time.
You can pronounce names like Eoghan, Niamh and Siobhan
You take 4 hours to get home on a Saturday night and think nothing of it.
You don't eat anything cold, uncooked or not resembling meat, bread or potatoes
You say "Your man" all the time.
You say "Your woman" all the time.
You say "It's grand that your man asked if I'm grand" all the time.
You find yourself still living with family and having dinners cooked for you by someone's mammy - at thirty.
You talk about 'dinners' and 'mammys'.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Dublin.







ok thats it. now run off and amuse yourself for a while

4 comments:

Emma Rickard said...

Is it sad that I think that's funny?
Are you taking mind-altering substances at the moment?

jill said...

I'm just not very good at focussing in low light, but I hates the flash so I go for 'arty' instead. Doesn't work then no?

Emma Rickard said...

Jamie understood and laughed at all those comments. Does that mean he is Irish?

jill said...

in fairness to him, he's spent a lot of time in ireland at this stage. I think it's understandable