today i decided to google the blog to see if i could find us. i am possibly the last person in the world to google themselves.

we were nowhere in any of my searches.
these people came before us. and these, and these.

Big hand for all the couples! (number one are my favourite)

This is like Where's Wally? I know we're out there, but I just can't see us cos of all those other kerrazzy mark and jill's around. And that Mark Jordan that wrote this book, sorry, co-wrote with Gip Plaster, that KK's always digging up, doesn't count, cos he doesn't have a Jill.

(what a crap post. I don't apologise though, no one made you read it)