Friday, May 13, 2005

Excerpts from my brain

I got to the coffee machine this morning just as it beeped to say it had finished brewing. Usually on the occasional times I decide I want coffee, it was brewed about 2 or 3 hours ago and is not fit for human consumption. Also, it was the French Roast coffee, which I like cos its mild, and I’m a coffee wuss. I like coffee, but it doesn’t like me so much. Like with chocolate cake I get a headache if I have a lot.

Is it really bad that that happening put me in a brighter mood? Well, it might be my fanta-orange nails either. I decided as sandal weather is appearing, I need some spangly bright toenails, but I can’t see them as I type so I did my fingers too. All together now: working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living... Luckily I’m not using a Petite 990*

The other evening, a girl that sold Mark the crazy shoes asked me were we from Newfoundland which was kinda cool in that it means that its actually true that Newfies have Irish accents. I would love to go to St. Johns, where by all accounts they have Wexford/Waterford accents, due to both the fishermen that used to split the year between Canada & Ireland and ts remote location isolating it from the evolution into Canuckness. ‘Howya hun?’ I’d say, with maybe a tentative ‘eh?’ thrown in so as not to scare them with my best townie twang.

There will be another blog-break next week. Mark has the audacity to be bringing his power-buke to Chicago with him on Sunday. Which means our emotional reunion will take place next Thursday evening, the 19th. That is me & the computer, not me and Mark. From then on though, there will be the literary masterpiece ‘Jill alternative tour diary’ to look forward to. The official diary will be here I presume

*(crappy kids typewriter)

4 comments:

Katherine said...

JILL! The Petite 990 is effin' class!
I think Mark should get you a PowerBook for your birthday. My next computer will be a little iBook like Orlagh's. So nice and girly.

Anonymous said...

Would love to see how they react to your townie accent. And the Petite 990 rocks

Anonymous said...

Note to self - be sure to relate Canada's long-running tradition of the "Newfie-joke" to Jill and Mark.

Anonymous said...

It was fan-bloody-tastic! Saw Dublin, Galway, Kilkenny, and a bunch of smaller towns in between. Great Guinness (did it even need saying?), friendly folks, awesome weather (god smiles his radiance upon Canadians when they travel)...all in all a worthwhile trip. I'm thinking about stopping back in next summer on my way to the World Cup in Germany.