annoyed eloquence

sometimes I wonder why I look at some blogs and then i read things like this that make me laugh out loud in work on a tuesday morning...

"then i go to do my cream and sugar thing and a woman is standing at the station putting some honey into her dyke-tea and so i go to pour a little excess coffee out of my cup into that vent-thing and she does this big showy jump backwards out of the way so i pour a bit more out and she grunts and jumps back again, i'm like wtf this is a CONTROLLED EXCESS COFFEE POUR-OFF DEVICE STOP JUMPING AWAY FROM ME LIKE I AM DUMPING ACID AT YOUR FEET.

sometimes i totally regret having ever gone outside."
From Raymi the Minx