should i let the surgeon:
a) burn the front of my eye with a laser
B) cut a wee hole and stick a permanent lens in front of my iris.
Or for the the same price I could probably get new boobs* and a fancy holiday** or a decent second hand car, driving lessons and insurance**. The joys of myopia.
*don't want
**do want
Friday, December 16, 2005
burn or cut, burn or cut?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
13 comments:
lasers are the future - cutting is so caveman. go for the burn. ride the snake. just do it! quality is job one. sleep country canaDA!...why buy a mattress...(go on, finish it...)
noooooooOOOOO body!
oh no. thats a different one.
I don't think you fully investigated the suitability of my eyes for lasers v implants. and the laser healing is worse. but I'll say thats score 1 for lasers.
wrong. the correct answer is "why buy a mattress...anywhere else?"
new title for blog:
T MINUS 58 DAYS AND COUNTING
either makes me feel squeamish- ick.
sorry that's no help.
ooh, 'ryyog'. makes me want a festive drink....
I say FEEL THE BURN.
kk, i don't think you fully investigated the suitability of jill's eyes for lasers v implants. but I'll say thats score 2 for lasers.
ps - Mark - Dinah Brand = best rock brand ever
craig says get the car and a guitar for mark...hahahahaha (yah right!)
Damian I have spent many a night gazing into Jill's eyes so I should know!
I'd go with the burn too. It's sore, but it's not that sore (e.g. it's not as sore as a tooth abcess . It's more like getting moisturiser in your eye - so I suspect it's more comfortable than root canal) and it's more difficult to screw up burning your eye than it is to screw up cutting it.
But hey, none of us have the medical qualifications to back up these opinions... and I didn't even bother to read the links!
ok, read the links and see that your version of burning involves cutting too.. So maybe get the implants. All I know is it's a better way to spend your money than a car / guitar / holiday / reshaping of boobs / wedding reception / practically anything else ...
I talked to a guy who got the burn thing done before and he reckons it took ten seconds and the most unpleasant bits were obviously you couldn't blink, and you got the smell of burning eye!
Yuck!
Boobs
Post a Comment